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Recent tweets on Twitter

If you’re not following me on Twitter, you’re missing out. Here are some of my recent tweets:

Farewell, my acupuncturist! You were sweet and empathetic, but sadly out of network.

Good news: Got a digital converter, so now I have 15 TV channels instead of 8! Bad news: Half of them are the weather.

The heat is fixed! I won’t have to burn the IKEA coffee cart for warmth.

My heat isn’t working, but I have a blanket of kittens to keep me warm.

Conducting top secret oatmeal experiments. Both the Diet Pepsi and the hot sauce were bad ideas. No, I’m not kidding.

I really want some chocolate. Please remind me why this is a bad idea. Chocolate is made from the souls of dead babies, right?

Is Friday over yet? Surely it is in Australia.

I feel so much better now that I drink 3 cups of coffee a day. I’m sure it will have no long-term negative effects.

http://tinyurl.com/6s9wzm In related news, the Meijer gift card I gave my brother for groceries was actually spent on a digital camera.

Google is helping track flu trends via search query monitoring. Quick, everyone search for “bloody mucus.”

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Charlie Hills • November 21, 2008 at 8:44 am

Of course the Diet Pepsi was a bad idea. Everyone knows Diet Coke is better.

At least my blue food coloring and cookie sprinkles worked out well. Much better than the barbecue sauce and garlic.


Jem • November 21, 2008 at 9:17 am

My company blocks twitter, damn.


Kim • November 21, 2008 at 9:55 am

I , too, am cableless and just bought a digital converter. Then had to buy another antenna. But now I get 20 channels! Eight of them are PBS-related. Strange. Who knew public television had so many channels?


SeaShore • November 21, 2008 at 12:58 pm

I do follow you on Twitter, but I missed “I really want some chocolate. Please remind me why this is a bad idea. Chocolate is made from the souls of dead babies, right?” And yes, it is.


Natalie • November 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Yes, chocolate is made of the souls of dead babies and is the devil’s brownie.

And, I have no privacy at my work for Twitter. But when I move over Thanksgiving holiday I will have internet and a computer at my apartment! Yay!


Mary • November 21, 2008 at 4:05 pm

why is chocolate bad? Cocoa powder plus Splenda in oatmeal is great.



Kelly • November 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm

When’s the next book coming out deary? I LOVED your first and hey, a book about maintenance if it has that wit of yours would sell!!!


s • November 21, 2008 at 10:37 pm

you are so witty!


Oliveira • November 22, 2008 at 4:19 am

Personally I find it easy to avoid chocolate by using the advice from Scruples by Judith Krantz — imagining it’s made of poo. (The colour makes it easy :P)


Kimberly • November 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Yes! Chocolate is teh evil! My boss brought in a bag left over from Halloween (so she says) and it is still there on the counter untouched by me. I seem to have built up an immunity to chocolate because I never would have let that bag live past Tuesday a year ago.


s • November 22, 2008 at 6:04 pm

and … a blanket of kittens. that sounds totally cute and warm.


Some Blogging Chick • November 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm

I’m going to do that google search. I’m all sweet and supportive like that.


mar • November 22, 2008 at 8:53 pm

you’ve inspired me to track my own progress on my weight loss journey. so, thanks!


s • November 23, 2008 at 2:06 am

@Oliveira – that disgusting though actually helped (?) me not eat a whole serving of full-fat chocolate ice cream today. thanks. :p


Lyn • November 23, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Hope you’re feeling better soon PQ :)


Pam • November 24, 2008 at 7:49 am

Eggnog flavored milk or soymilk on the oatmeal is good – strawberry banana soymilk is probably good too. (The chocolate peppermint soymilk is addictive.)


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Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, weight-loss inspiration, chronic headache sufferer, and overall nice person (who is silently judging you). She does this at JennetteFulda.com now, but you can still have fun perusing her past here.

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