Get your personally signed copy of Half-Assed: A Weight-Loss Memoir, lovingly autographed by the author herself, for the list price of $15.95 + shipping and handling (I WILL ship internationally). Buy your copy here.
You may also include the name you want me to sign the book to and a message you wish for me to include. I reserve the right to reject any messages I don’t want to sign, so requesting something like, “I’ll never forget our wild night in Vegas” isn’t going to happen. Thank you in advance for your support!