Okay, maybe I did lose 6 pounds last week because I lost another 2 this week. My body makes as much sense as Swahili spoken backwards.
My mother has lost 13 pounds now and is weighing in at 256. I am within striking distance of her! Bwa-ha-ha! Give it another month and I’ll no longer be the heaviest person in the family. I’m like that annoying freshman who kicks the senior flute player out of first chair.