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Things People Don’t Tell You About Weight Loss

1) It makes you horny

2) You will have to learn to cook

3) It’s time-consuming

4) You will never see the grocery store the same way again

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ally • March 8, 2007 at 7:34 am

Holy crap. I couldn’t agree more with any of those statements.

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Fooled • April 23, 2008 at 1:16 pm

1) It makes you horny

Yeah, that was a surprise. The other stuff I was kind of expecting, but that one, it was like, whoa, where did that come from?

Don’t mind me, just reading through your totally awesome archives.

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Ruth • May 25, 2008 at 10:47 am

It makes you horny because testosterone is responsible for making us feel horny (yes females produce testosterone also). Fat stores extra estrogen which overcomes the testoserone & thus supresses the horny feelings!

Just thought I’d throw in the why.

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Gwendolyn • August 3, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Ruth: Unless the person is me and has PCOS, then there is far too much testosterone and 0 sex drive. heh

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