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Outback Adventure

Last time I went to Outback Steakhouse I was so fat I barely fit into the booth. The table was flush against my belly – not a comfortable eating environment. This evening I’m going to Outback with my mom for the first time since I’ve started losing weight, so it’ll be interesting to see how much of me there is between the table and the bench this time around. I’m thinking I’ll be much more comfortable now that I’ve lost 10 inches around my waist. I bet if I were to fly anywhere I wouldn’t need a seat belt extender either, though I’ve flown in a plane all of maybe 4 times in my life, so I won’t be testing that hypothesis anytime soon.

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Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, weight-loss inspiration, chronic headache sufferer, and overall nice person (who is silently judging you). She does this at JennetteFulda.com now, but you can still have fun perusing her past here.

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