June 30, 2007 at 8:36 pm
I have a lovely variety of dresses for sale on ebay which will make you feel as pretty as a princess without all the paparazzi that typically accompany that position. Bid early and bid high because mama’s got to pay for her new eyes.
June 17, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Rick Moranis is not my father, so I do not have access to a shrink ray. This means I have lots of perfectly nice clothes that no longer fit me. You can buy my reasonably priced attire on ebay and maybe one day I will be able to afford that shrink ray, or just a really good tailor. Here’s a list of all the items I’m currently selling. Guys, don’t feel left out, cross-dressing is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice these days.