I've moved to JennetteFulda.com

Just a note

I thought I would bring attention to this question and answer from my FAQ, since it appears a couple people need to read it and I can’t shut down the comments on my last post until the contest is over next week:

Question: Can I give you advice on how to cut your hair, where to get your eyebrows plucked and what to wear?

Answer: No, thanks. I walk around this ugly on purpose.

Thank you. Now please SHUT THE FUCK UP and let me give away some God damn dresses, or I swear I will turn this blog around!

Chocolate & Vicodin: My Quest for Relief from the Headache that Wouldn't Go Away
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Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, weight-loss inspiration, chronic headache sufferer, and overall nice person (who is silently judging you). She does this at JenFul now, but you can still have fun perusing her past here.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for keyboards ruined by coffee spit-takes or forehead wrinkles caused by deep thought.

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Minecraft founder feels isolated, unhappy - Business Insider
I would like to believe lots of money would solve my problems, but it's probably not true.

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According to this article, only about 12,000 female accounts on Ashley Madison were real.

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