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In 2009 I decided I was spending too much time responding to emails and not enough time cuddling with kitties and skipping through sprinklers. As a result, I can no longer promise that I will reply to your email. I am still grateful for all of your messages and will continue to read them all, but I can’t keep up with the love anymore. You are still welcome to email me at my address listed below the FAQ (which might answer your questions).

Behold! The FAQ, which consists of questions I really, truly, have been freqently asked.

Weight-loss, health, and fitness

• I have a question about loose skin.

  You’re not the only one. Read my entry about the state of my skin.

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• I want to start running. How’d you do that?

  The idiot’s way, but I wrote an entry about running so you don’t have to injure yourself like I did.

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• How do you stay motivated?

  Screw motiviation. I work out and eat right because I have to, not because I always want to. Read more about my philosophy in the entry Motivation Shmotivation.

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• I have a question about the South Beach Diet I want to ask you.

  Oh, well I’m going to google for the answer, so it’s probably faster if you just do that yourself. I’m not as much of an expert on the South Beach Diet as people seem to think I am. I’m not a dietician or nutritionist, so I don’t feel qualified to prescribe meal plans either.

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• How did you set your goal weight?

  There were several factors I took into account. Learn more about it here.

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Advertising and linking

• I’d like to send you a product or a book to review. Is that cool?

  You can stuff my mailbox with goodies, but I can’t guarantee that I will review your product on my site. If I do mention your product, I will mention that I received it for free because I am ethical like that. Please read my official review policy on my advertising page. Also read at least the first page of my blog and my about page before you contact me so you are sure my site fits the niche you want to target. It will save us all some time when you realize my readers have no interest in hair plugs. Once you’ve done all your homework, email me to see if I’m interested at .

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• I would like to advertise on your site. How do I do that?

  Information on how to boost the economy via my checking account is available here.

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• Is it okay if I link to your site from my blog?

  Yes! Please! I love the link love. If you do link to me, feel free to email me at to let me know.

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• Can we exchange links?

  No, we can’t. Please don’t ask. My finger gets exhausted dragging your request to the trash can.

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Personal and other stuff

• Can I give you advice on how to cut your hair, where to get your eyebrows plucked and what to wear?

  No, thanks. I walk around this ugly on purpose.

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• Hey, didn’t you have a headache? Do you still have it?

  Yes, I do. Let’s ignore it and maybe it will go away.

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• About that headache. Have you tried-?

  Yes. Yes, I have.

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• I really love your blog and your book! You must think I’m a stalker.

  No, I don’t think you’re a stalker (unless that was you parked in the red Honda eating pistachios outside my apartment all night). Just shoot me an email if you want. If I don’t respond it’s nothing personal. I can’t promise to respond to all my email.

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Okay, now that you’ve checked the FAQ and know I can’t promise to reply to you, contact me at .

If you want to send me atoms instead of bits, my snail mail address is:

Jennette Fulda
PO Box 2629
Indianapolis, IN 46206