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Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!

Hey, Mom! I am wishing you a happy Mother’s Day on my blog so I can post a picture of this:

Your Mother's Day card

This is your Mother’s Day card! You can tell because it’s in a pretty pink envelope. Which is still in my possession. It would be sitting in your mailbox in Indianapolis if I had paid attention to any of the junk mail advertisements I received in the past few weeks that explicitly stated that Mother’s Day was this weekend. However, I have a highly attuned ability to filter out most advertising, so I thought Mother’s Day was NEXT weekend. But really, isn’t Mother’s Day EVERY day? Of course it is. Which is why you will not be upset when I pop this in the mailbox this evening and you get it on Tuesday. (Be swift, United States postal service. Be swift!)

Love you!

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Mary • May 9, 2011 at 7:59 am

I am an actual mom and I thought it was next weekend as well. So you get a pass from me!

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Mom • May 9, 2011 at 9:19 am

Thank you. I look forword to receiving it. Since we frequently shift the day of celebration to a different calendar day this in no big deal. Love you dearly.

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