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Life in the slow lane

This morning on the freeway I was passed by a house.

House on wheels

Technically, it’s a trailer, but it scared the reptile part of my brain as it passed me in the right lane. I swear I was going 70mph. I think there is a joke about “house flies” in here somewhere, but my brain is too tired to put it together, so you’ll have to assemble that joke yourself. I have an Allen wrench if you need it.

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Brandi • September 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm

“House flies?” That’s just priceless. I totally laughed out loud reading this … Love this blog!


Brandi • September 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm

Wooo, I got to be first for once!!!


Debby • September 8, 2010 at 9:09 pm

I love it! I live just north of Cincinnati, OH, and I see these half-house pieces on the interstate at least once a week. Now you’ve made them famous. :-)


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Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, weight-loss inspiration, chronic headache sufferer, and overall nice person (who is silently judging you). She does this at JenFul now, but you can still have fun perusing her past here.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for keyboards ruined by coffee spit-takes or forehead wrinkles caused by deep thought.

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This is probably a sign that I've got problems, but the idea of sleeping for 30 hours sounds really appealing.

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I'm linking to this because of the video of Harry Connick Jr. at the bottom, who manages to throw in an extra beat in the middle of a song to get people to start clapping on the offbeat without them even realizing. Mad skillz!


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