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Blogger’s Secret #1: When you don’t want to write a real entry, post cat pictures instead!

Java Bean hits a dead end at the drive-through.

What? I wasn’t doing anything wrong. I swear!

Office Krupke is my copy editor, which is why there are so many typos.

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Jean • October 19, 2009 at 11:22 am

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who has to put their laptop on their knees b/c they have ‘help’… :-) I have ‘help’ getting ready in the mornings, too – apparently Chase thinks that I only need one hand to blow dry my hair, so I can use the other to pet him. Gotta love ’em!


Keri • October 19, 2009 at 11:51 am

Those are cute! ^_^

And your laptop is really cool!


Benita • October 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Man! I love that blank look of innocence that cats can give you, even when they are caught red-pawed.


Lainey • October 19, 2009 at 1:09 pm

@Benita – I don’t think it’s a blank look of innocence, so much as a “I defy your expectations of proper cat behaviour!”


Ashley • October 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm

OMG I think we have the same couch!!! O.O


Dawn • October 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Looks like me last night with my Samma girl lol. Java beans looked guilty lol.


Patsy • October 19, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Yep, that all looks familiar… It’s a good thing you can’t add images to comments or you’d be inundated with cat pics!


Johanna • October 19, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Forget the copy editor. You look like Nigella Lawson in that picture!!


Quix • October 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I love your laptop! It’s purdy!


Monica Ulbricht • October 19, 2009 at 3:39 pm

That is a very pretty picture of you!!!


Laura • October 19, 2009 at 4:07 pm

I think that last photo would look really cool on the back of your next book as the “author photo.”


jill • October 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm

i’m not sure if your familiar with the term “brew thru” but when you called the food bag a drive thru, my mind automatically went to “mew thru” :) they are too cute though!


Rahim • October 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Great tip! Since I don’t have any cats I’m gonna have to think of something else to post pictures of though.


PurpleGirl • October 19, 2009 at 5:18 pm

That last picture is just adorable. :)


Deb • October 20, 2009 at 12:34 am

Awww….I love the one with Krupke in your lap.


Paola • October 20, 2009 at 4:09 am

Totally guilty *said while while typing with one hand while the other is petting the cat nested on top of the armchair’s back, above my head*


jennywenny • October 20, 2009 at 5:47 pm

What a lovely picture of you and the cat all curled up and cozy!


Stacy • October 21, 2009 at 9:43 am

You look so pretty in that picture!


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Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, weight-loss inspiration, chronic headache sufferer, and overall nice person (who is silently judging you). She does this at JenFul now, but you can still have fun perusing her past here.

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