November 21, 2008 at 7:53 am
If you’re not following me on Twitter, you’re missing out. Here are some of my recent tweets:
Farewell, my acupuncturist! You were sweet and empathetic, but sadly out of network.
Good news: Got a digital converter, so now I have 15 TV channels instead of 8! Bad news: Half of them are the weather.
The heat is fixed! I won’t have to burn the IKEA coffee cart for warmth.
My heat isn’t working, but I have a blanket of kittens to keep me warm.
Conducting top secret oatmeal experiments. Both the Diet Pepsi and the hot sauce were bad ideas. No, I’m not kidding.
I really want some chocolate. Please remind me why this is a bad idea. Chocolate is made from the souls of dead babies, right?
Is Friday over yet? Surely it is in Australia.
I feel so much better now that I drink 3 cups of coffee a day. I’m sure it will have no long-term negative effects.
http://tinyurl.com/6s9wzm In related news, the Meijer gift card I gave my brother for groceries was actually spent on a digital camera.
Google is helping track flu trends via search query monitoring. Quick, everyone search for “bloody mucus.”