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Rick Moranis is not my father, so I do not have access to a shrink ray. This means I have lots of perfectly nice clothes that no longer fit me. You can buy my reasonably priced attire on ebay and maybe one day I will be able to afford that shrink ray, or just a really good tailor. Here’s a list of all the items I’m currently selling. Guys, don’t feel left out, cross-dressing is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice these days.

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Chris H • June 17, 2007 at 3:23 pm

Now why didn’t I think of selling all my bigger clothes like you! I just gave mine away, though I don’t think I actually had many like you… I lived in just a few sets of black trousers and t-shirts! How life has changed!!! I hope you sell them all and make lots of money to buy new ones.


dg • June 17, 2007 at 5:44 pm

you should autograph them and get more money! :)


Monica • June 17, 2007 at 9:32 pm

fyi, I don’t know if you care but I think that the bra qualifies a used underwear, and I think that’s against eBay policy. I’m not sure though, and I’m too lazy to look it up now.


djac99 • June 17, 2007 at 10:31 pm

I’ve linked to you. Let me know if this isn’t o.k. with you.

Love your blog.


PastaQueen • June 17, 2007 at 11:44 pm

Monica – Huh, I had no idea ebay had a used underwear policy but it appears it does. It sounds like the policy is referring to fetish stuff though, like people who sell their used underwear because someone gets off on that stuff. I don’t think the intent is to stop someone from selling a laundered bra. Goodwill sells used bras after all.


Kathy • June 19, 2007 at 7:58 am

Enjoy reading your blog and just found we are both from Indianapolis…small world. I’m tagging you for a meme…if you’re interested and have time, visit my site for details. If not, keep up the good work and best of luck with your book.


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Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, weight-loss inspiration, chronic headache sufferer, and overall nice person (who is silently judging you). She does this at JenFul now, but you can still have fun perusing her past here.

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I'm linking to this because of the video of Harry Connick Jr. at the bottom, who manages to throw in an extra beat in the middle of a song to get people to start clapping on the offbeat without them even realizing. Mad skillz!


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