March 11, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Two weeks in a row I’m holding steady at 235. Again, I’m choosing to believe this is because of increased muscle mass due to my strength training and Pilates and has absolutely nothing to do with the four pack of Cadbury Eggs I bought and devoured in one day. Yes, totally unrelated.
It’s getting cooler around here, so I cracked open those boxes in my closet marked “Skinny Clothes” and tried on a lot of short sleeved tops. I was happy to find a lot of stuff fits now that didn’t fit last fall. Yay! Some of this stuff I remember wearing freshman year of college, which was 8 years and another 15 pounds ago. Surly it can’t have been that long? I must be doing the math wrong. Alas, no. Those were the days before peer-to-peer file sharing and iPods. Dark times, people. I think I was still using Windows 95 back then. *shudders*
Having my own little fashion show was quite fun. I look totally cute in some of this stuff. It made me realize that I could never lose another pound and I would honestly be happy with my body. Wow. There are girls who look 10 times better than I do who wouldn’t be able to say that. That’s really an amazing place to be and I don’t know how to draw anyone a map to get here. Typing in “body satisfaction” into Google maps is no help either. Man, I thought Google knew everything!
I’m still going to keep exercising and work towards goal, but I am so in love with myself right now that it’s sickening. I’m sure several of you have already vomited on your keyboards reading this. Someone call the janitor and get the bucket of red sawdust! Really, is there anything more annoying than someone who goes on and on about how happy and self-satisfied they are? One of my friends keeps going on about her wonderful sex life (none of you people, someone else who doesn’t know about his blog) and it’s getting to a point where I want to scream, “The last male who felt me up was my cat! Would you shut up about your fabulous orgasms already?!” So this is me, shutting up now.