January 28, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Back down a pound this week. It’d be nice if it were more, but a loss is a loss, so I won’t complain. I’ve got three weight goals I’m looking forward to right now:
1) Weighing in at 202 pounds, the point at which I will no longer be obese, but simply overweight according to my BMI. This will also be the last time my weight is a palindrome! Unless I get some horrible wasting disease or a tapeworm and drop to 101. Or if I suffer some sort of horrible, life-changing, emotional distress, completely fall off the wagon and balloon back up to 303. (ETA – My mind is not working properly today. As someone pointed out, at 191, 181 etc. I will also weigh a palindrome. Duh. Me stupid.)
2) Reaching a point where my bust measurement is larger than my waist. Considering the size of my rack, I’m not holding my breath on this one. Actually, nix that, holding my breath might help me achieve this goal.
3) Not so much a goal, just something I’m looking forward to, oddly enough. I have to buy a formal dress for my cousin and aunt’s weddings in the spring/summer. Yeah, I’m actually looking foward to buying a dress. I didn’t even go to my high school prom because I didn’t want to buy a dress (and in all fairness, I’m an introvert, fat or skinny). However, now I’m really looking forward to playing dress-up. I even bought a book on make-up because I know little of these feminine arts.